So I took advantage (not sure if advantage is the right word...) of Charlie being a little loopy to clean his sheath. I would have taken a picture but I didn't want to gross any one else out - I was grossed out enough. To say it was filthy is an understatement but he's nice and clean now! I used KY jelly which I've never done before but read about it on COTH. It worked brilliantly and I didn't have to worry about getting every last bit of it out because it wouldn't irritate him if a little got left behind.
I got some great news today - I was talking with Nadine, BO, and she told me there are indeed trails. I just have to wander down the road a ways and there are trails that lead down to the lake. Charlie and I are going on a jaunt tomorrow. Keep your fingers crossed we come back to the farm together!
PS - No picture today for the above stated reason! :-)